Wednesday, September 30, 2009
yo people. anyone is up for a community BBQ in my place in arnd mid nov? also does anyone want to care for hamsters? i have abit to many of them.
Messenger of God blogged @ | 7:45 PM
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Heads up all. Be sure to be ther tmr for holy hr!!! and those who are having major exams coming up soon, you must be there for what better time then this to receive blessings from our father in heaven? and btw holy hour is at 8. shall we all meet at bell tower at 745?
Father Luke's last words to us:
“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?
How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?
You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye." (Matthew 7:3-5)
Messenger of God blogged @ | 9:40 PM
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
- We like to keep Mass interesting. We sit, stand and kneel, in no particular order. Probably just to keep the blood flowing.
- It's not merlot and Ritz they're serving; it's the Flesh and Blood of Jesus. No, really.
- Forget a big meal afterwards, just pick up some of the breakfast tacos they're always selling after Mass
- Purgatory.
- We all have 20 cousins. On each side of the family.
- Infant Baptism isn't dumb; it's after-life insurance.
- $5.00 in the collection basket is the epitome of generosity. Anything more than that, someone has hit the lottery.
- A missal is a book, not a weapon. However, it has been known to pull double duty.
- The signs we make aren't just a mark of respect, they're a lot of fun to do.
- We really like statues. A lot.
- After every confession, everyone hits themselves on the head. This is because they have realized that they forgot that really big sin, and they know that it'll hang over their head til the next time.
- Contraceptives? Why?
- Altar boys continue well into their twenties.
- The 14 Stations has nothing to do with TV.
- We've always been taught that celibacy til marriage is the only way to go, forever and ever, amen. That being said...
- The Mass doesn't start for a few minutes not because of tardy parishioners. It's because the priest is running late.
- The Virgin Mary is not a God and we don't treat her as such. But she is without sin, gave birth to Jesus and did it without having sex. That warrants more than a little respect.
- 11:00 a.m. Mass means 11:15.
- We actually get all the jokes in Dogma.
- There are two very different, irreconcilable factions in every single church in the world. They are known as the Saturday or Sunday Mass bunch.
- St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland. SNAKES.
- You miss JPII more than you miss some relatives...
- Bake Sales are a way of life.
- Your knees are more calloused than your feet.
- Priests have been giving us alcohol since we were little kids. No wonder any one of us can drink Protestants under the table.
- The Catholic way of dealing with a mid-life crisis is having another kid.
- Mass is nearly unchanged after almost 2000 years. We're a little stubborn.
- Whatever you gave up for Lent, you have it in your hands at 11:59 p.m. Saturday night, counting the seconds til midnight.
- Episcopalians are referred to as "Diet Catholics"
- You either love or hate the Stations of the Cross. There is no middle ground.
- We all know Da Vinci code is bogus and inaccurate. Yet we'll still read it if nothing else is going on.
- "Offer it up!" = "Quit bitching!"
- We have Midnight Mass so there are no interruptions on Christmas morning
- You've slipped out an Amen after the Pledge of Allegiance.
- Holy Water can kill just about anything. So Protestants are pretty much screwed if a vampire comes calling.
- There's no need for impromptu prayer; you can always fall back on the Rosary.
- Alleluia becomes almost a swear during Lent
- It's not uncommon for just one family to take up an entire pew or two.
- Boondock Saints is the greatest movie ever. E-Ver.
- Confession. Enough said.
- You're of the opinion that Stephen Colbert should be Canonized.
- When in doubt, say a Hail Mary.
- Peter Griffin, a Catholic!
- Whenever anyone in Star Wars saga says "May the Force Be With You", we get the urge to say "And Also With You" (coming soon: "And With Your Spirit)
- The Pope does indeed wear a funny hat. But it's way more interesting than Joel Osteen's suit and tie.
- Even though you never met her or been to a country she's been in, you're still willing to have "seen" a miracle by Mother Teresa.
- We're the oldest Christian religion. Period.
If you appreciated, chuckled or even smiled at some of these, you're not a wacko. You're just probably a member of the one of the oldest and largest religions in the world. Peace be with you.
Messenger of God blogged @ | 12:13 PM
Monday, September 21, 2009
Greetings brothers and sisters in Christ. Me and chris were messing around and we suddenly thought of a new name for the churches of our protestant counterparts. they shall be known as "Buildings of Blasphemy"To them who dance within the halls of their massive churches like drunkards. "But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."(Matthew 6:6)
To the Priest wannabes A.K.A Pastors who have to worry so much about spending all that cheated money for centuries to come. "And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words.Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him."(Matthew 6:7) And also “Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal." (Matthew 6:19)
Messenger of God blogged @ | 11:40 PM
Saturday, September 19, 2009
*.* Goodbye Father. *.*
Goodbye Father we will all miss you.
Do not offer the parts of your body to sin, as instruments of wickedness, but rather offer yourselves to God, as those who have been brought from death to life; and offer the parts of your body to him as instruments of righteousness.(Romans 6:1)
Father may you continue to use your body as a instrument of righteousness to love and serve the LORD. Although you may no longer serve in this parish, you will serve the lord in another with the same amount of Faith, Hope and Love.
Messenger of God blogged @ | 11:53 PM
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
*.* YM Mass Pics. *.*
Messenger of God blogged @ | 8:41 PM
Saturday, September 12, 2009
The message of the cross is folly for those who are on the way to ruin, but for those of us who are on the road to salvation it is the power of God. As scripture says: I am going to destroy the wisdom of the wise and bring to nothing the understanding of any who understand.
Be Proud of Christ and the Faith:)
Messenger of God blogged @ | 11:44 AM
Monday, September 7, 2009
*.* Something To Think About. *.*
If Everything That The Roman Catholic Chruch Taught Were True, What Diffrence Would It Make In Our Lives? We Believe That In Every Mass Through The Power Of The Holy Spirit That The Bread And The Wine Are Transfromed Into The Flesh And Blood Of Jesus Christ. Yes Indeed What I Am Saying Is True And This Is What The Church Said, Then Our Hearts Need To Start Burning With A Deeper Understanding Of Who And What This Eucharist Is.
Messenger of God blogged @ | 10:51 PM
Friday, September 4, 2009
Hey people, theres a run through this sun so bring your guitars, scores and everything you think you might need.
“Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You give a tenth of your spices–mint, dill and cummin. But you have neglected the more important matters of the law–justice, mercy and faithfulness. You should have practiced the latter, without neglecting the former.(Matthew 23:23)
Messenger of God blogged @ | 11:46 PM
Goodbye Father we will all miss you.
